Dad’s Life Originals

Barbecue Banter Tee – Decisions Optional

Crafted for chaos. Worn with pride.

From $30.00

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🔥Smokes meat. Talks trash. Forgets tongs.

This funny BBQ dad shirt is for the backyard hero who overcooks with confidence and serves sass with every sausage. Comfortable, fireproofed (by vibes), and 100% grill ego.

Built for manhandling strollers and snack duty — choose your fit like a boss.


Funny BBQ dad shirt for the man who treats every cookout like a championship — and every decision like a casual suggestion. He may burn the steaks, but never the banter.

This tee is designed for the guy who flips burgers like they owe him money and critiques everyone else’s technique with a wink and a beer. Soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed fit perfect for heatwaves, hot takes, and humblebrags.

Whether he’s manning the flame, arguing about marinades, or “accidentally” forgetting the salad, this shirt says exactly what he’s thinking — loudly and unapologetically.

Ideal for Father’s Day, weekend grilling sessions, or any day he wants to talk smoke like it’s a love language.

Because he’s not just serving meat — he’s serving character.

  • Premium Quality: Softstyle Tee for ultimate comfort
  • True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
  • 100% Combed Cotton: Lightweight, Breathable Fabric
  • Premium Quality: Softstyle Tee for ultimate comfort
  • Dad Approved: The Tee That Survives Spills, Grills, and Dad Thrills

Please note that your order will be printed fresh for you. Most of our products are made-to-order, which is better quality and more sustainable.

We ship worldwide with the best courier for your location. Shipping estimate times below include printing and shipping time 👇

LocationStandardExpress
USA & Canada8-12 business days4-5 business days
UK & Europe8-10 business days5-6 business days
New Zealand5-8 business days3-5 business days
Australia3-5 business days2-3 business days
Asia Pacific8-12 business days4-5 business days
  • Free shipping for orders over $65.00
  • Perfect for gifting

 

At Dad’s Life, we strive to ensure you love your order. While our Dad gear is generally non-returnable, we’re here to assist if something isn’t quite right.

Refund Policy:

  • Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund. We understand how frustrating it can be to receive an item that isn’t perfect, and we want to make it right.
  • Refund timeframe: Please note that no refunds will be issued after 15 days from the purchase date. It’s important to check your items promptly upon receipt.
  • Contact us: If you believe you are eligible for a refund, don’t hesitate to contact us at support@dadslife.com.au. We’re here to help and resolve any issues you might encounter.

Eligibility for a Refund:

  • Received product damaged or defective: We take quality seriously and will ensure you’re not left disappointed.
  • Within 15 days of purchase: Please report any issues within this timeframe to be eligible for a refund.
  • Product condition: Items must be unused and returned in the same condition you received. We appreciate your understanding in keeping our return process smooth.

For any return questions, you can always contact us at support@dadslife.com.au. Our priority is your satisfaction, and we aim to promptly address any concerns.

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