Dad’s Life Originals

Burps Before Bros – Baby Chaos, Dad Energy Tee

Crafted for chaos. Worn with pride.

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What Makes It Awesome


He used to shotgun beers. Now he burps babies.
The Burps Before Bros Shirt is for the dad who swapped the boys for bottles and isn’t even mad about it.
Perfect Funny Dad Tee for baby showers, Father’s Day, or surviving that first post-nap blowout.

Built for manhandling strollers and snack duty — choose your fit like a boss.


This Burps Before Bros Shirt is for the dad who once ruled the group chat and now rules the burp cloth stash.
He’s gone from pre-game to pre-nap, from wristbands to baby wipes — and somehow, he’s thriving.

Whether he’s crushing tummy time like it’s leg day or burping like it’s an Olympic sport, this New Father Shirt is his official uniform.
Comfy, soft, and chaos-approved, it’s the perfect Baby Burp Gift from anyone who knows the guy who’s still got party energy… just redirected into parenting.

✅ Ideal for: baby showers, exhausted legends, and dads who’ve replaced six-packs with six burp cloths.
📊 Unofficially proven to reduce spit-up anxiety by 42%.*

(*citation: his own delusional confidence)

  • Premium Quality: Softstyle Tee for ultimate comfort
  • True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
  • 100% Combed Cotton: Lightweight, Breathable Fabric
  • Premium Quality: Softstyle Tee for ultimate comfort
  • Dad Approved: The Tee That Survives Spills, Grills, and Dad Thrills

Please note that your order will be printed fresh for you. Most of our products are made-to-order, which is better quality and more sustainable.

We ship worldwide with the best courier for your location. Shipping estimate times below include printing and shipping time 👇

LocationStandardExpress
USA & Canada8-12 business days4-5 business days
UK & Europe8-10 business days5-6 business days
New Zealand5-8 business days3-5 business days
Australia3-5 business days2-3 business days
Asia Pacific8-12 business days4-5 business days
  • Free shipping for orders over $65.00
  • Perfect for gifting

 

At Dad’s Life, we strive to ensure you love your order. While our Dad gear is generally non-returnable, we’re here to assist if something isn’t quite right.

Refund Policy:

  • Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund. We understand how frustrating it can be to receive an item that isn’t perfect, and we want to make it right.
  • Refund timeframe: Please note that no refunds will be issued after 15 days from the purchase date. It’s important to check your items promptly upon receipt.
  • Contact us: If you believe you are eligible for a refund, don’t hesitate to contact us at support@dadslife.com.au. We’re here to help and resolve any issues you might encounter.

Eligibility for a Refund:

  • Received product damaged or defective: We take quality seriously and will ensure you’re not left disappointed.
  • Within 15 days of purchase: Please report any issues within this timeframe to be eligible for a refund.
  • Product condition: Items must be unused and returned in the same condition you received. We appreciate your understanding in keeping our return process smooth.

For any return questions, you can always contact us at support@dadslife.com.au. Our priority is your satisfaction, and we aim to promptly address any concerns.

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